Father Goose needed to lead the Tories out of the wilderness Final Edition
Another problem. Politicians make all sorts of strange sounds but they don't honk. Fear not. A new experiment is being looked into which will train the hapless outcasts to grunt like hogs. The new aircraft will be designed like a trough, since it has been established without a doubt that politi...
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Published in | The Ottawa citizen (1986) |
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Main Author | |
Format | Newspaper Article |
Language | English |
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Ottawa, Ont
Postmedia Network Inc
08.11.1993
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Summary: | Another problem. Politicians make all sorts of strange sounds but they don't honk. Fear not. A new experiment is being looked into which will train the hapless outcasts to grunt like hogs. The new aircraft will be designed like a trough, since it has been established without a doubt that politicians are naturally attracted to them. |
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ISSN: | 0839-3222 |