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"The company will cover the costs of the basic transmission package, which guarantees a high enough resolution for you to perform your duties, but may entail amnesia, aphasia and partial paralysis, and an increased risk of neoplasia, fibromyalgia, aneurysm and osteoporosis, among other conditio...

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Published inNature (London) Vol. 491; no. 7426; p. 790
Main Author Enyeart, Peter J.
Format Journal Article
LanguageEnglish
Published London Nature Publishing Group 29.11.2012
Subjects
Breach of contract
Digital signatures
Metis
Osteoporosis
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Summary:"The company will cover the costs of the basic transmission package, which guarantees a high enough resolution for you to perform your duties, but may entail amnesia, aphasia and partial paralysis, and an increased risk of neoplasia, fibromyalgia, aneurysm and osteoporosis, among other conditions. [...]I am pleased to inform you that you have been pre-approved for a company loan that will cover the costs if you lack sufficient funds.
ISSN:0028-0836
1476-4687
DOI:10.1038/491790a