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What school do elephants go to? Elephantery school. Tara Klein, Little Neck What school subject do mosquitoes like? Ar-itch-metic. Nicole Venturino,Medford The ocean always waves at you. Tammy Berger, Copiague JOKE OF THE WEEK Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Main Authors Tara Klein, Little Neck, Jessica Winkler, Port
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LanguageEnglish
Published Long Island, N.Y Newsday LLC 28.08.1994
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Abstract What school do elephants go to? Elephantery school. Tara Klein, Little Neck What school subject do mosquitoes like? Ar-itch-metic. Nicole Venturino,Medford The ocean always waves at you. Tammy Berger, Copiague JOKE OF THE WEEK Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
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